Friday, July 8, 2011

GOP and the slavery comment. - Educating the Republicans



Learned Master Hubby's "trademarked Boomi slave position" last night...Yes with Peppermint oil in "you know where" 

Pleading and whimpering did nothing to help my predictment. It actually kind of made it worse. So I resorted to playing the obedient Laura game to turn him mellow. There were only so many 'please k thx' pleadings my Master could listen to before he finally gave up and said okay to save whatever pride I had left and trying to salvage out of it.

I will always due my Master on command  - I wrote with my mouth and a crayon.... made a spelling mistake due instead of do. 
due?  he circled it...   Yeah it is french for do …. I smirked naughtily.
No, you're thinking of "du". Due is the condensation that forms on the ground in the mornings. Master offered.  then...I get my behind whacked 4 times for that...mistake.

Dew we really have to deux this?
You're actually thinking of "dew"
No, that's "doo". Due is what you call a hairstyle.....and we went on...

And now to change topics to my favorite GOP bashing:





Trombama
Trombama
I'm sleep-deprived, sexed up, sore and dying of laughter on this sunday morning here.
Guys... are slaves better off?
Doms... Listen up.
guys ...Listen...
guys...... Slaves....Slaves...
Doms....Slaves...snakes.
Guys listen.
I have the best idea
guys listen
I have the best idea ever
guys
I'll use snakes & Silk &slaves...
guys
snakes & silk
I'll use SNAKES & Silk.
guys listen here
I'll use snakes...and I use silk... to make a dress...ok...Now that I got your attention! or turned you off.
Let's talk about the Racist GOP marriage vow:
“The GOP Marriage Vow,” which included in the introduction a section that lamented that “the Institution of Marriage in America is in great crisis.” 
One piece of evidence it offered was the claim that a black person born into slavery “was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American president.”
The suggestion that African American babies may have somehow been better off under slavery touched off sharp criticism from liberals, who noted that U.S. slaves had been forbidden from marrying and were often sold at auction and separated from their family members.
The primary goal of the document was to affirm “that ALL of us must work to strengthen and support families and marriages between one woman and one man,” the statement said.
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum also signed the pledge, which garnered headlines not only for the slavery passage but also because of its suggestion that homosexuality was not innate and may be a public health hazard. It also condemned pornography and demanded that signatories reject Sharia law.
Michele Bachmann has made some dreadful comments about people who are gay. She has called the gay lifestyle “personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement.” She has accused the gay community of “specifically targeting our children.” Now her husband Marcus, a ‘Christian’ counselor, is on record referring to gays as “barbarians.” He said, “We have to understand that barbarians need to be educated . They need to be disciplined. Just because someone feels it or thinks it doesn’t mean we are supposed to go down that road. That’s what is called the ‘sinful nature.’ I guess these are the family values Marcus and Michelle are teaching their five children and 23 foster children.

And now if you want to talk about who screwed up the economy? Here is a graph for that:




God save America from the likes of Bachmann, Palin and the Teabaggers.

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